shelly || they/them || 18 || professional werewolf

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brickbibrick:

lame nerd buys new lipstick and takes a million selfies. more on this story at 11. 

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danielkanhai:

my idea of wealth has changed. when i was little i’d dream about living in a giant mansion with like a tennis court and a bowling alley and an indoor swimming pool and all other sorts of sports things i’d never use. now when i fantasize i’m like, “maybe someday i’ll be able to rent a one bedroom apartment and live there alone.”

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jesuschristvevo:

my teachers always tell me to date my papers but even though notes and worksheets are cool and all i just dont feel that way about them

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poisonedproof:

Rock band Fall Out Boy refuses to join skeleton war, releases protest song titled “Immortals”

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@gerardway: In other news, my heather green fall sweater is looking SICK

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#m 
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sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

Parents of the year since the 90’s

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tommypickles:

the loss of innocence in the second picture is overwhelming

Look at the trust and candor in his eyes in the first one

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tertiusvonfluffenwelter:

FUN FACT of the DAY: BOOBYTRAP backwards spells PARTYBOOB

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sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

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torakodragon:

Defense mechanism.

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